Zlotnian calculator

Congratulations ! By purchasing the Zlotnian Calculator, the official Digital Calculator of the Zlotnian Space Program, you have restored our faith in humanity. It has been designed to give you the 'best possible grip' on mathematics.

Pete Mon, 11/08/2010 - 02:17

Is there anywhere to purchase a Zlotnian Calculator? I have looked all over and can't find one anywhere?