Perl state of the onion

We the unwilling,
led by the unknowing,
are doing the impossible
for the ungrateful.


One of the highlights of every OSCON is Larry Wall's annual State of the Onion address, covering Perl, philosophy, linguistics, music, theology, science, and usually funny other things thrown in for good measure. These are the thoughts of the man behind perl. (This explains a *lot* about perl. ;)