Elvis = Lives
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Astronomers = Moon starers
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Many more great anagrams in the Anagram Hall of Fame.
Know your Unix system administrator.
Old joke, but still worth a chuckle.
Fun in the IT department : this little Perl program changes the display messages on your HP printers. All the printers on my work floor now display "INSERT COIN" ;)
I wonder if "BBQ SAUCE LOW" would fit on the display. Well, there's only one way to find out, isn't it ? :)
I gladly accept other suggestions.
What character resembles your OS ? (slightly NSFW)
Here's a page with some of the most funny geek T-shirts. I own one. Woot !
Here's a sneak into the mailbox Of Nardo Pace, The Empire's Worst Engineer.
Did you honor RFC 1178 while choosing the hostname of your computer ?
Indexed Blog puts out a few graphs/charts on index cards almost every day. It comes highly recommended. One of the posts is a chuckle about the seven sins, for which the site has categorized the different combinations. Neilk commented with these 3-sin combinations :
* ABC = plus-size prostitution
* ABD = receiving oral sex while eating KFC
* ABE = throwing a pie at the one who rejected you
* ABF = seducing your neighbour to obtain her recipes
* ABG = bulimia so you can have more sex partners
* ACD = shirking your pimp duties
* ACE = the home hardware place
* ACF = all the boobies in the world shall be mine. MINE!
* ACG = discount trophy wife
(where A = lust, B = Gluttony, C = Greed, D = Slth, E = Wrath, F = Envy and G = Pride)
me: It's my birthday soon. You'd better get me something pretty.
e: I'll get ME something pretty, and you can play with it.
Girls, this is your site : Things my boyfriend says is a sobering, though funny view on the male ego.
Westegg.com has a nice overview of many Simpsons quotes with humor derived from subtleties of language, esoteric allusions, or just plain wit. Even Wikipedia has a page devoted to some neologisms in everyones beloved animation TV show.
