Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake.
eBay user andy46477 has a funny way to leave feedback to eBay sellers, in a way which reminds of the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.
How do you know when your subway map is too dense ? When you're able to draw figures on the subway map, animals actually, as in London. Nice way to keep yourself busy on those long voyages.
This site has listed everyone's PIN code number. It even contains the pincodes of my mobile, and my bank card. Shocking ;)
Hot women and magic swords
Because you'll never have either.
If Wikipedia is too dry or too objective for you, then the Urban Dictionary will give you some cool slang definitions to quote around. Some examples to give you a chuckle :
* Sun : Sun Microsystems. As in Damn that stock is going down like Sun Microsystems.
* Marriage : Suicide in it's worst form.
Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.
Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.
* Frodo : that last bit of poo that wont drop into the toilet : an annoying little shit that wont let go of the ring. As in :
-Are you okay in there?
-Yeah, but I gotta frodo. Come back in like 10 minutes
Uwe Hermann posted a funny read about the funny release names he found in his Debian system :
nice -n 19 find /usr/share/doc -name changelog.Debian.gz -exec zgrep "\* The .* [Rr]elease" {} \; | sort | uniq | bogosort -n | head -40
* The "Crack-smoking Squirrel" release.
* The "I should not have got out of bed yesterday" release
* The "Wohoo-we-are-going-to-main" release.
* The "And I thought IE had security bugs!" release.
* The "I speak better English than this villian Bush" release.
* The "Let's do it cleaner" release.
* The "Fuck Me Harder" release.
* The "What's my name? Say my name, bitch!" release.
* The 'DOH!' release.
* The "Follow the white rabbit" Release.
* The "someone should take my compiler away from me" release
* The "Chainsaw Psycho" release.
* The "Perl Sucks" release.
* The "I fucking hate libtool" release.
* The 'No, I don't use CVS' release.
* The "This Space Intentionally Left Blank" Release
* The "Lesbian Seagull" release.
* The "Oh my God, they killed Python, you bastards!" release.
* The "Suddenly the Dungeon collapses!! - You die..." release
Champions of funny release names are the GDM maintainers :
* the "Nose poking" release
* the "George deserves a spanking!" release
* the "SuperLate(tm)" release
* the "Who needs 256 bits" release
* ... etc...
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Ever took the London tube at Castrate Angel station ? Or Queerer Elastics ? That are some of the names on the London Tube Anagram map, one of the many silly London tube maps on Geofftech.co.uk. But not all maps are humurous by nature : some maps indicate useful stuff for every London commuter : distance and timings between stations, or maps showing dotted walk lines between stations where less than 500 metres, and thus quicker to walk than to take the train between stations.
The tattooed banana is the only site you will find dedicated to the emerging appreciation for banana art. Please enjoy the work, even the ones with the brown spots
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