I hate my car

Someone interested in a second-hand Ford Escort ? Breaks only once a month. I had it up to here with my car. The last three weeks it went down on me twice : once with a faulty transmission, and yesterday the damned thing refused to start in the parking lot, because of a dead battery. Luckily, my sister was so kind to give me a ride to the garage, where I picked up a replacement car and a portable battery to fix my own car. And M. was so sweet to drive me back to work in the middle of the night to fetch my car. Time to start looking for a new vehicle...