The MS Windows EULA in plain English

Nobody ever reads the EULA (End User License Agreement) that comes with most software. It's long, written in incomprehensible law jargon, and you're too eager to try the software out, so begone with this boring stuff !
But what does a regular EULA actually contains ? The folks at Linuxadvocacy.org have translated the MS Windows XP EULA into plain English.