The IBM songbook

IBM

We're proud of all our Engineers in I. B. M.
No problem is insolvable to these great men.
Their mastery of the technical -- mechanical -- electrical --
Behold in their accomplishments.

Each year they perfect new machines for I. B. M.
Superior products all the time for business men.
We thank and praise our Engineers,
The whole wide world unites in cheers,
To the Engineers of I. B. M.

If you have friends working at IBM, you can allways nag them about the IBM songbook, which was apparently the result of the enthusiasm of the IBM salesmen in their dark suits and white shirts who set out to sell IBM's to the world.

The Spam Letters

Humor

This guy actually replies to the spam he gets . Read some of the replies and you'll love this guy's wit. The favorites, top 20, and My Buddy Kutty sections are good places to start.

Spam Radio

Internet

I hate spam, but i love spamradio... the guys at spamradio use text to speech software on spam messages they recieve and mix the results with ambient music for truly disturbing and amazing results. from run your own porn site to start spamming now.

Creatures in my head

Internet

A creature a day keeps the doctor away.

Flatouts

Cars

A Flatout is a situation where all your dashboard meters are aligned horizontally. Yep, that means driving fast ! As allways, not to be performed in populated areas, please.

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